Wednesday, 31 December 2008

Happy New Year 08->09!!!

Happy New Year evry1!!!

2008 was simple to describe: FUN!!!

I rmbr being dumped into my PJ room b4 new yr last time. I could only hear, not watch the fireworks display :(

I rmbr fearing for my social life when stepping into UTAR. Dengar khabar dey all benci bananas. Turns out dey were kind enuf 2 accept a Chinese boy hu ironically couldn't speak Chinese.

I rmbr realising that no matter whr I go, some things never change. I'm still as childish as ever on d outside. Ppl still label me as a gossip freak.

I rmbr all d crazy stuff I did. 7 ppl in a Kancil.....balik tengah2 malam lepas jalan2 puas2.....lepak smpai pgi2....

Last but no means least, I rmbr all those moments wif my frenz. Whether it's major stuff dey did 4 me, or d simple precious moments spent whr words weren't needed, dey all meant alot 2 me.

Once again, thx 2 evry1 hu helped me thru 2008! Do stay in touch nex yr!

PS: Dis childish, immature, annoying brat needs you all.

Monday, 29 December 2008

Bye2 Kemaman....

I'll b leaving 4 KL in a few days.....I'll miss so many things!!

I'll miss.....

*My mum staring in d mirror & screaming "I'M TURNING OLD!!!!"

*My dad blundering wif techie words. "Mozzarella Firefox" any1?

*My parents arguing daily (i suspect it's 4 fun)

Scene 1
-dad turns on TV waay loud-
Mum: PEKAK!!!
Dad: Old lady!!!
Mum: Why on so loud?
Dad: U so noisy....nid 2 drown yr voice....
Mum: U bising la...
Dad: Old lady!!!
Mum: PEKAK!!!
-d blogger turns PEKAK from d argument-

Scene 2
-mum can't find sumtin-
Mum: Whr izit? Yer....whr izit?!
Dad: Tu la....dah NYANYUK!!!
Mum: Wat nyanyuk! U old man nyanyuk la!
Dad: U nyanyuk!
Mum: U nyanyuk!
-argument continues until d blogger turns old & nyanyuk-

Scene 3
-dad can't find sumtin-
Dad: Ha....whr I did I last c it?
Mum: Tengok!!! Siapa nyanyuk? U nyanyuk!!!
Dad: Old lady!!!
-blogger faints in frustration-

Scene 4
-for fun as usual-
Mum: Gemuk!!!
Dad: Pekak!!!
Mum: Gemuk!!!
Dad: Pekak!!!
Mum: Gemuk!!!
Dad: Pekak!!!
Mum: Gemuk!!!
Dad: Pekak!!!
-no wonder i feel abit deaf & fat recently....-

*3 ppl watching d same channel on 3 tv's in 3 locations in 1 house.
  • Mum claims dad is 2 fat & blocks d tv. Watches tv in her room.
  • Dad claims mum is 2 noisy & disruptive. Watches tv downstairs.
  • D blogger claims proves that both parents are noisy, fat, & waay interesting than watching tv. Watches tv in his room.

Of course, I'll miss my frenz too.

*C.E.@ lasering ppl while Baby's manja-ing wif evry1 -> both nvr get caught

*Z-ton "dene pewe"-ing while Morris rules d hse

*5d busybodying ard asking grades

*Apek making cold jokes resulting in ppl laughing wif at @ him

*Ainul CHICKENPOX!!! ARGH!!!

*Limah going 2 slp jz when evry1's waking up. (7a.m.)

*Chen being mysterious & secretive

*Erah & Ashliey-da giggling @ jz about anyting xcept d stuff which requires "yek2-ing"

*OMG....so many more....dh mls nk taip!!!


I miss u all!!!

Tuesday, 23 December 2008

Education Hypocrites

Pls la wei. Evry darned freak SEEMS to be concerned about our education system. Jabbering & arguing daily on tv.


U play with us lab rats, yet you send your kids to international schools, some even overseas.

U claim dat our national language will deteriorate cz of dis action, yet yr own grasp of both languages is embarassing.

U crap daily, yet we don't see any action.

U say it's all for our nation's benefit, yet I suspect it's mostly centered on u.

-inspired by ainul-
U greedy freaks are jz finding another corrupt way 2 eat money, aren't u? (thru "relocation programmes" 2 switch language)

Stinking hypocrites.

Kampung Halaman

Tak kira apa, Trgnu tetap tmpt asal sy. Biar ler sy technically dr KL, ni lah tmpt sy.

Lps ntah brp bln duk kat KL, rs cam len pulak balik Kmn. Xde dh highway2 bapok yg x henti2 bising ngan keter2. Xde dh org pelik2 mrata2.

Hok bes skali, ada prasaan selamat. X cam KL, sy kena scan surroundings sy 360 drjah smpai skru leher nk t'cabut time keluar jln2. Kat sini, kut suka ati le nk gi ane2. Xde kes ragut hok byk nebeng2. Klu KL, ari2 ada kes ragut. Kalu sini, ragut skali sja pun satu bndar tau. Dh....sape brani nk curi brg.....kekg org knl muka ko, wat malu je satu keluarga ko. Maklumle....area2 sni bknnya bsr ngat, sape2 pun knl.

Dhla len keadaan kat sni. X main le idup rat race hok terkejar ke sini ke sana cam bini nak dah branak kembar ari2. Traffic jam kat sini stahun skali ada ler. 2 pun satu bndr kecoh nk gi tgk traffic jam.

Org kat sni bek2 blaka. X cam kat kl. Klu kita wat muka msam, rs x elok pulak. Prasan sndri anak Dato' ke Tan Sri. Klu wat baik ngan org len, diaorg ingt kita gila, gatal, atau galok. Rs serba slh je ms nmpk jiran.

Haiz......kekg time ujung bln kena lerr balik KL. Nk kata berat ati nk tinggal parents, x ler sngt. Maklumla bonda sy tu galok ngat harass sy ngan call & sms smpai bateri tepon sy mati sokmo tgh2 dia call. Nk kabo rindu kwn x ler sngt sal kitaorg ada gok contact2. X krng gok hok gtl2 gi blog. X kira apa, bes gok balik Kmn.

Kpd bdk2 bndr hok duk ternganga smpai lalat trbang msuk mulut sal xtau ntah ****** mnde sy duk tulis sni, sori eh. Sy tetap org Trgnu.....

:p

Monday, 15 December 2008

Sleep

One simple thing I did most of the day.

Sleep.

Saturday, 13 December 2008

Essay: The Chronicles of a Traumatised Chick

Bored ma.....so I decided to do wat I hv always loved doing: writing. Here's an essay for you to (hopefully) enjoy!


I lie there helplessly, incapable of doing anything as he pounds into me furiously. My insides have already gone past the definition of pain a long time ago. God, what have i done to deserve this? He simply picked me from the streets like an innocent child plucking a pretty flower. Struggling against his tight grip, I fail repeatedly to obtain my freedom. Back home, he wastes no time working on me, his hungry eyes scanning my entire body greedily.

I can feel the following level of pain coming. I might just be unable to withstand this much longer. The next few moments feel like an eternity as I reminiscent my "pre-trauma" days. I was a hot chick, roaming the streets unhindered as other males ogled at me amorously. Most of them dropped their jaws. Some even had their ego dropped by me when I proudly turned them away. There I was, a pretty, stuck up, invincible youngster ready to conquer the world. Little did I know what the world held in store for me.

Yet, where am I now? My terrified mind fails to identify the strange objects around me. A shiny snake is dripping water into an large bowl with holes. I see bubbling water being poured out of a weird object as it whistles loudly. Nearby, magically blue fire dance below a flat black object, He is stripping every inch of me savagely, oblivious to my loud protests. I am sure his neighbours can hear this. Yet why aren't they doing anything? Are they used to such sorrowful cries of anguish piercing the air daily? I can't believe these humans are so evil as to allow such horrifying things to occur unhindered without a sliver of concern.

My fear and terror only heightens when his female companion appears. No, not another sadist to burn an unforgettable image in my mind! I pray for my life as she creeps silently, a large smile plastered on her face. However, the arrival of this new person turns out to be my blessing in disguise: a crucial distraction to the man. In the split second that the man's grip on me loosens, I flee for my life. Frantically flying out of the alien place, I ran akwardly, searching for a safe place: home.

My mind fails to remember how much time I spent roaming outdoors, yearning desperately for the comfort of my home. I fail to notice the stares I got from passing strangers. After all, how often do humans get to see a not-so-hot-anymore-chick roaming the streets naked, disheveled and traumatised? After what seemed like an eternity, thank heavens I managed to find my way back home.

I will never stray away from my chicken coop anymore.

Friday, 12 December 2008

Thank You.

Thank you Tim & Louis 4 making me feel like studying (finally) during d last few days b4 management exam.

Thank you two d 2 hot chicks hu were kind enuf 2 tolerate me taking up 2 mattresses when sleeping @ their place (padahal nak study).

Thank you Hema 4 giving me a lift 2 PD block.

Thank you to the bastard who borrowed my "The Golden Compass" book 4 1 year & ruined it. (aparently, my in-built compass doesn't point out ppl hu dun take care of others' books).

Thank you future hsemates (plus one skinny fish) 4 allowing me 2 sleep 4 a few hours oblivious to their frantic calls of "Wake up!!! Got fire!!!/We're hungry!!!/Robbery!!!".

Thank you 2 d lengchai's hu didn mind me dropping by their place in d middle of d nite, pestering them, rebut-ing their tilam & pillow, & being d last 2 wake up while dey waited patiently :p

Thank you 2 d bunch of frenz 4 letting me c (4 d 1st) time how a drunk person looks like.

Thank you to the special person who made today one of the most perfect days in my life.

Thank you.

Thursday, 11 December 2008

Happy B'day Nemo!




Hmmm......sumtin seems 2 b wrong!!!



"Hey....hv u seen him?"



"OMG...he's goin 2 b mad if I 4got it..."



"Ahaa! Now I rmbr! I sent him a b'day msg alredi....."



"Receiving msg....."





-Super long msg full of lovey dovey stuff is still loading......-




-Almost done loading....-



From all of us (especially her), Happy B'day Nemo!

Miao!


Wednesday, 10 December 2008

Sleeping Or Not?

Are these ppl sleeping or not?



Sleeping or looking @ lecture notes?




Sleeping or thinking of new magic tricks?



Sleeping or covering her face from d paparazzi?



Sleeping or merely refusing to see each other? (there's a paper barrier!!!)



Sleeping of posing for an Ah Long commercial?



Sleeping or.....hey wait!!! Check out his wide open eyes!!! Not sleeping eh!!!

Tuesday, 9 December 2008

Firstly, thanks 2 these 2 ppl -> One spying for gossip (d guy) & one listening for gossip (d gal).....




Eating cake frm d same plate 2gether?




Matching shirts, bags, & jeans?!




First, I put my hand near....




Then, it's yr turn....




Jz felt like cutting down on d captions 2day.....nt feeling well :(

Saturday, 6 December 2008

Angry Housewives Eating Bon Bons

Time flies.

Cliched as it may sound, dat's exactly wat I thought while reading the "Angry Housewives Eating Bon Bons" book. Going thru d motions of life wif these "Angry Housewives" simply made me think: "Time really passes in the blink of an eye." Now, as I blog here, I wonder.....How have my friends changed? How is my former school? What is my mother doing? Where will I be in the next few years?

So many questions flood my mind, yet the answers appear when the waters have receded.

I hold anticipation to many questions, yet the solutions come from my participation.

Weird huh? Seems like it was only yesterday I've came to UTAR, fearing for my social life due to my inability to speak in my mother tongue (which is supposed to be Chinese, nt English). Nw, I'm busy anticipating how to live in a hse nex yr wif 4 girls & no other guys (I'm nt a pervert!).

Time flies.

Thursday, 4 December 2008

Uninspiring Pics...

Ready for some ugly pics?

Well, felt bored studying @ fren's hse 2day while he slept so I started taking crappy pics. Tak tau le kena rasuk ke entah apa masa tu....


I kinda feel like d pic conveys a "freedom" msg in a weird way...dunno why I like it....




Kononnya "antic" pic of a not-so-old-looking cupboard...




Of course la wanna mengada2 take pic of my new ODM watch :P




Out of further boredom, I "strangled" dis keychain, leaving d head behind untuk dipancung....




N then, out of frustration seeing my fren sleeping peacefully, I decided 2 "swap" his head....LOL :p

-pic removed due to hot response (ahem...ahem....)-


Totally uninspiring noobish pics la wei. Kisiao punya. Dah....nak wat camne....ni kan blog saya -> suka ati la nk letak gambar2 ngarut :p

Tuesday, 2 December 2008

Stand?

Hey....wait a moment. I eat (some of) my words. Yes, understanding can help us solve problems.

However, what if I jz can't u/stand some things?

Why are our laws failing to protect us from d foolishness of our rulers?

Why are humans discriminated based on the colour of our skin?

Why do some people get preferential treatment? Power? D ppl dey know?

Haiz.....I memang "cannot stand" it sometimes when it comes to "taking a stand" against the "understand" notion....

Sunday, 30 November 2008

Understanding

All we need is a little understanding. A little misinterpretion can cause many probs.

I was collecting my 1-week-in-the-sun-til-almost-faded clothes when I noticed d azan for the nearby mosque reaching my ears. Dat's weird, I thought. I rarely notice it. Kot2 sy dah lama ngat duk kat Trgnu. But then, I start thinking. Why da heck do non-Muslims hate d "noise" of d azan? Why do many Malay kampung kids make fun of d Chinese language in a rude manner? Why do we perceive d Hindu act of piercing themselves & carrying d kavadi as crazy?

Simple. We misunderstand. Sure, many ppl can say "We nid tolerance la! No nid lengthy understanding!" Ah....but then, d justification is simple. Toleransi semata-mata tanpa penjelasan boleh, tetapi sukar dibentuk. Kalau kita dh fhm nape sorang buat cam tu, takyah le nk srh kita wat mnde2. Mmg dh boleh fikir ngan rasional nk terima ke tak.

Understand dat d azan is a Muslim call to prayer. U/stand dat each race has its own unique language, not weird sounding gibberish u cn make fun of. U/stand dat as painful/weird/crazy as it may seem to you, people are free to practice their beliefs. In fact, why not take d opportunity to learn more about other cultures? Kalau cam tu, senang je nk tgk apa yg rasional & apa yg tak.

If only our ministers u/stand d needs & whims of the public. If only those fat asses sitting in expensive cars & shaping d country's future realise dat selfish greed brings notin after death. Pls la u/stand d simple fact dat yr personal wealth only lasts til yr death. Improvements to d society's welfare will continue for generations. Unfortunately, dey all only seem 2 u/stand dream of d fact dat such positions come wif great responsibility power.

Wat else can I say? Haiz....if only u could u/stand my feelings....

The Most Natural Face Search 2008

~I confessed to my mum. I lost 1/2 of my ODM watch~


Why?! Hey, wait....HALF?!

Well, many of u guys kno dat i bought a fake one @ Petaling Street. I combined it wif my black ori watch so I had a black watch (ori) wif orange strap (fake) & a white watch (ori) wif a black strap (ori). Unfortunately, I lost d white+black one. NOOOO!!!!


However.....let's move on 2 wat happened ysterday. I went 2 Jaya One las nite 2 take part in a lucky draw for "The Most Natural Face Search" event. I oni had 2 vote 4 one of d contestants...pray hard....and hopefully, get d watch.

I managed 2 bring bak my voting card so dat I could take pics of it 2 show dat ppl stuck in PJ can still hv sumtin 2 do other than mope around....







Shown in d pic are: d place whr I wrote my details, d prson I voted 4 (Elizabeth), & d winner (Cynthia).




D most eye-catching & crucial part of d advertisement card...







Now, one might wonder: How da heck did i manage 2 bring bak my voting card? Don't d management ppl keep all d vote cards???







D answer: I won d watch!!!! From 10 lucky ppl, I won a freaking ODM watch!!!! Woohoo!!! Unfortunately, a TE1 guy won too bt I dun wanna name him cz he wasn't present ysterday so dey gave his prize 2 someone else :(



So, hw many ODM watches do I hv now? Well, technically, 1.5 Ori & 0.5 Fake. Weird huh?



~ Note: Thx 2 Mel Lee 4 waking me up in time 2 attend d event, vote, & WIN :p ~

Saturday, 29 November 2008

Sem 3 Exams Are Here!

Instead of d usual text filled posts I've frequently posted dis sem, I'll post more pics & fake gossip cz many readers remind me 2 do so (apparently dey missed d gossip part alot)....


Here come the exams!



OMG!!!! D finals are stalking me wherever I go!!!





No more annoying last minute consultation for Miss Tyng Tyng dis sem...





Lesser time for "extra-curricular activities" for most of us....





Lesser time for inter-university battles...





Lesser time to lepak & pose ard @ d playground...





More stressed ppl cz of exams (or izit cz dey can't c their loved ones in claz?)





Haiz....exams....no comment de -_-








WAIT!!!


Dat doesn't mean we can't "have fun"!!! Here's a super hot pic 4 u guys/gals 2 interpret yrself.....muahahaha :p



Jangan salah faham ah...look closely & u'll c dat it isn't (yet?) wat u tink it is....BTW, dis pic was uploaded due to the request of d GF of d guy in d red shirt....hehe....

Thursday, 27 November 2008

Scholarship...

Many frenz hv asked me dis question:

Why are you so obsessed with a degree scholarship?

Eventhough I do hv 2 admit dat I naturally love studying (it's d only thing I'm slightly gifted in), thr's another reason which I tink many ppl don't know.

My parents.

Here's a simplified list of reasons why I wanna get d scholarship, & help my parents save money in d process.

  • Dey place their children's welfare above everything else. Extra emphasis goes to education. When any of us wants to buy any academic books, dey will pay 4 it w/out question.
  • Dey've sacrificed evrything possibly 2 pay 4 their kids' education. Many of my frenz are shocked when I tell them dat my parents sold their house to pay for our uni education. Yes, dey live in a rented house. Yes, my father is driving a company car, not some fancy car.
  • Dey encourage freedom of choice amongst their kids. None of us were forced to study courses we weren't interested in. My parents were nvr influenced by other ppl saying "Eh...I heard dis course nice eh...send yr kid la..."
  • Evrytime my parents tell me nt 2 stress myself 2 get d schlship, in simply adds my determination to strive for it. It's simple: I spend a little extra time & effort paying attention in claz instead of sleeping. I spend some time revising. I buat muka tembok ask questions which evry1 seems to tink "Haiz...like dis aso dunno". In return, I save a few thousand ringgit for my parents.
  • Dey never stress us to work like shit 2 get good grades. As long as we try our best, dey're satisfied. My parents usually call me, saying "Dun study 2 much eh....I dun wan a son wif good grades but sot oledi."

Hopefully, any weird2 comments bout me being a scholarship freak will be gone by now.

I wan to work for the scholarship.
I wan to prove dat I can do it.
I wan 2 show dat having a brain which is younger by one year is not a problem.
I wan 2 help my parents.

But most importantly,

I wan 2 satisfy my academic craving.

After all, I am a partial geek/study freak @ heart :p

1 2 3 4 5 6 7

1. The first part of the shopping mall's name which I went to ysterday. 1 Utama.

2. The number of times I went to dat mall in one day. Went once after claz wif d TD1 guys, went bak 2 PJ, ate dinner, & went again wif another batch of frenz.

3. The amount of time (minutes) I took to cook during the dinner get-together ysterday. Since evry1 had 2 cook I x tau nak buat apa, I took d leftover yolk from d eggs other ppl used & simply fried it. So....dey couldn't say I didn't fulfill d compulsory cooking requirement (in a sneaky way).

4. The time (a.m.) at which I went to sleep ysterday today. (went 2 claz acting like a zombie 2day)

5. The number of people a Kancil is supposed to be capable of carrying. Even 4 ppl aso sudah sempit weh.

6.
The price of a movie ticket at TGV. I watched Madagascar 4 d 2nd time wif d TD1 guys cz dey knew I was 2 scared 2 watch Quarantine. (actually I tink dey were scared of d idea of me clinging 2 them during d scary scenes)

7.
The number of ppl we managed 2 squeeze in a Kancil when we jalan2 tengah2 malam. Even managed 2 overtake many cars :p

Monday, 24 November 2008

C.E.@ !!!!

~OMG!!!~
~I can't believe we've been bloggin 4 so long bt we didn't notice each other!!!
~

Presenting....

C
E
@


If u guys ever wondered whr da heck I learnt 2 laser in Bahasa Melayu, here's my tok guru. We met in Form 2, 'clicked', & bcame fast frenz after dat. He helped me develop my Malay laser & vice versa for English. Sounds weird bt we were basically d gossip kings in schl, knowing evry single tidbit of info :p

Dun 4get 2 visit his blog eh....his writing style might be abit weird to some most of u guys/gals bt trust me, it's much nicer 2 read cmpared 2 d darned formal blogs our freakin liars/parrots/hypocrites politicians are pretending to write nowadays....click on d C.E.@ words above to link. Btw, he's dat guy hu commented on my "DOTA Outsiders" post.

PMS?

Finished d darned Management presentation 2day. 4 some reason (probably I set 2 high standards), was farking pissed off leh. Evry1 aso kena tembak dat day:
  • My groupmates
  • My noisy clazmates
  • Unsuspecting UTARians I happen 2 pass by
  • Unknown drivers on d road hu block my way crossing d road
I guess my PMS (post management syndrom) teenage hormones aren't satisfied wif wrecking my emotions yet....

BTW, 2 those hu were shocked 2 hear my voice's volume drown d whole claz's chatter, u haven't seen many more sides of me. Dun tink a small kid can't have a big voice.....( I wasn't shouting, k. Jz believe d fact dat I hv a loud voice :p )

Sunday, 23 November 2008

I miss _____!

I miss u Kemaman guys/gals. Dat includes you ppl in d same claz as me(CEO, Z-ton, Eno, Reena), those sama umur wif me(LZY, Wenxi, Z-ton-again), many others(Sharvina, Cah). I jz can't stand d thought of us living apart & not having d time 2 c each other. BTW, I'm comin bak around d las few weeks of December.


Her/She


I miss my Sem 1 hsemates. Sporty Connie, cute Kah Yan, sweet Su Yi, funny Yan Ru, & d super leng chai guys (lazy 2 type names la) hu tolerate my noisy O2Mania-ing tengah2 malam...."ting" anyone? (dat's wat dey called my microwave oven)

I miss my Sem 2 hsemates. Wong, ultimate pokpek partner in dat hse (unlimited crapping between us). Joe & Ang, d two roommates hu always close their room door & laugh tiba2. (wonder wat happens all d time). Angie, d pretty girl hu never fails to surprise me wif her childish antics. Tee Hui, thx alot 4 yr precious help! Ying Keat, d guy hu always allow me 2 pester him 4 fun when I'm bored no matter wat time izit.

=


I miss my teachers/lecturers. One fact remains no matter where I study. Teachers/lecturers love 2 gossip. In my secondary schl, we hv a plethora of tchrs (Rose, Grandma, Diamond, Sabar, etc.) while in uni, we hv our dear Tyng Tyng.....merata2 gosip...

I miss my sis & bro la. Why am I d only one stuck in PJ while u two get 2 stay in Subang? Not fair!!! I luv d moments when our parents come 2 KL & I get 2 eat dinner wif u two, even if we always tend 2 squabble.

I miss my parents. Can't wait 2 c them la wei....I'm so jealous of those ppl hu go home often. Dey nvr seem 2 appreciate d precious time dey spend wif their family...

~mom/mother/mum~

Last, but no means least, I miss her!!! For those ppl hu manage 2 find out hu izit, u guessed correctly onot? U kno why I miss her. She funny, smart, kind, nice, beautiful, sweet, pretty, understanding, childish like me, & so many more things!!! She's always been there for me since d beginning, is currently here for me, & hopefully will be there for me in the future.....I absolutely love her.


~
Due to annoying unlimited random guesses from miss wenxi such as "laptop", blog", & most amusing, "CGPA", I hv changed d rules.
Ppl hu guess correctly will get a reward from me: I'll try 2 introduce HER 2 u.
However, guesses must be accompanied by screenshots from dis particular post proving d reason(s) for your guess. Enjoy d guessing game!!! :p
~

Friday, 21 November 2008

DOTA Outsiders?

Frenz might wonder why da heck I'm rarely on9 nowadays. Simply put, d answer is: I'm nt @ home.

>>>I'm sick of being left alone @ home while most of d other guys go DOTA-ing. I told them many times dat I retired bt d reality is,

~I jz cant stand d idea of burning money in dat lousy Hotnet CC oni 2 ramble bout how I masacred other ppl (which I'll conveniently 4get after a few hours)~

>>>It's like burning $$ for something temporary with nothing for me in it. Sure, some might argue the "mental exercise" it gives (I hv 2 admit dat) but then, I jz can't bear d thought of burning $$ in a lousy CC for it.

>>>D fact dat these ppl spent their parents money on expensive laptops wif killer graphic cards, superb speakers, screens even wider than my fat face, & wireless capabilities doesn't seem to mean anytin 2 them. Pandai2 wanna burn $$ in dat crappy CC while u can use yr laptops....

So, wat da **** am i doing? Well...

  • Planning, organising (stop d POLC stuff la!) and enjoying weekly cooking sessions @ Shi Hooi's place
  • Reading & exchanging novels wif frenz (it sounds geeky but trust me, you'll get addicted)
  • Last but no means least, hanging out wif frenz hu actually spend time...well...hanging out wif frenz. Jimat duit & obtain more stuff 2 pokpek about...lol...


Yeah, I might miss out on joining d "group" of frenz tapping crazily on keyboards evrynite bt I'm not sorry I chose dat option. I'd rather do other stuff which doesn't involve burning my parents' money dat way.

I'm nt condemning u guys 4 choosing 2 enjoy yr nite life dat way. I'm jz defending my choice regarding nt doing d same thing. I've noticed some guys hu look @ me in a weird way & refuse 2 mingle wif me jz coz I dun "do wat evryone's doin". Well, I dun care. I'd rather save my money 4 something else.

Please, if u do tink dat ppl hu dun join yr happy little group DOTA-ing are outsiders, be my guest. We'll c hu's d one locked outside classes 4 being late frequently.

Why Stare @ Me?

I've been getting weird stares from d May intake students quite frequently these days.

Could it be....
  • My CGPA (which isn't dat high compared 2 our seniors) helping me grab unecessary attention, thus having them label me as a geek?
  • My squeeky voice when I speak wif my clazmates (those hu kno me will notice dat I speak in diff. tones, depending on situations)
  • My quirky personality, acting all childish & jumpy wherever I go
Or.....
  • My super weird hairstyle which isn't a hairstyle 2 begin wif. I'm jz keeping it long 4 a while so dat I cn cut a new hairstyle la wei....
I suspect it's d last option. In fact, I've noticed many ppl staring @ my hair especially when it's messy. I jz cant care 2 style it nowadays. Malas la. Besides, saya bukannya gatal2 nak gi dating2 ngan mana2 perempuan pun....xyah melebih2 stail rambut.

~Let's jz admit it. I can't style my hair even if u give me 100 bucks to do it. I'll end up looking like Goku in Dragonball~

Sunday, 16 November 2008

The Best Groupmates

I never learn from my past.

Kononnya nak menyesal after rush assignments like shit in d past, turns out I repeat d same thing during web page assign.

I'm not putting d blame on her but our group member tiba2 sick during our crucial last minute rush. Probably my fault for bringing the swei luck to my group.

The super-noble-self-sacrificial group member of mine refused to give up. She didn tell any1 she was sick (even her roommate). Tengah2 malam force herself to do her part of the assignment. Then, she realised she couldn't type a single sentence word.

U'd expect her 2 give up, rite? No.

She woke up in d middle of d nite, trying 2 force herself 2 do d work she was given. Then, she fell asleep.

Guess what she did the next day (day b4 due date). Give up? Confess to us? Ask us to help her? Yes? NO! She brought her laptop 2 class, still trying to do her work.

At the end of the day, when our group viewed the parts of the assignment we completed, she stood thr watching, acting normal even though she still couldn't manage to do her work no matter how hard she tried.

Give up? No.

Carrying her freakin heavy laptop bak 2 her hometown (she had 2 go bak cz got sumtin), dat freakin monster girl wanted to do her work bak @ d hometown.

Meanwhile, worrying like shit abt d state of our assignment, I tried 2 call her. Fail...stupid coverage tak ada. Her roommate finally told me dat she seemed sick dat day.

I cudn do much xcept SMS her. Then oni she confessed. Buat penat saja she push herself.

Wasted precious time - ok.
Dealt a blow to her health - unacceptable.


I ended up trying to rush d assignment dat nite. i failed to do so. She must hv passed her sickness 2 me. Tengok2 she pulak feel better & manage 2 help in d assignment. Unwilling 2 push myself, I went 2 slp early dat nite.

Woke up d next day 2 find out d rest of d group members were coming 2 my place 2 rush d assignment last minute. Did d rest of d assignment in a few hours. Imagine this...

-A bunch of guys calmly eating b/fast despite having an uncomplete assignment due that afternoon-

-The fastest cut/copy/paste/screenshot/crop/edit/type ever done by a team-

-Superb coordination -> One guy plan wat 2 type. D other listen & type. Other guys go print completed pages 1st. Another guy use laptop do another part of the assignment-


Honestly, I am damn proud of our team.
Wif all the postponing, noise, problems, rushing, we managed 2 coordinate excellently. Not to forget our gila team spirit and one group member who manage 2 do some of the assignment while being sick a few hundred kilometers away.

Therefore, I'd like 2 take d opportunity to:

-Thank my groupmates for constantly tolerating my whining crap & childishness-

-"kow-tow" 2 my groupmates 4 having the best teamwork I hv ever seen in my life. I shouldn't even hv thought abt solo-ing this assignment-

-Saluting the groupmate who strove to do her part of the assignment though she was sick-

-Apologise to any1 I hurt physically (group leader's spare tyre being poked often) & mentally (scolded evry1 like shit). I tend 2 get super cranky & unbelievably evil during last minute rushes-

So, 2 other bastards/bithes ever:
  • complaining about yr teammates
  • scolding them unnecessarily like me
  • tinking dat yr group mates are unfair
  • tinking of using sickness as an excuse for not doing work
Shut up, will u? I'd feel proud any day 2 work wif d same 4 ppl as I did in dis assignment.

Tuesday, 11 November 2008

Dun Worry....

Dun Worry......

Dat's wat I told my assignment groupmates....lol.

Here's wat happened:

3 days b4 due date: Didn't read assignment questions. Jz asked fren 2 briefly explain 2 me wat dey were.

2 days b4 due date: Did 1st question out of 6 or 7 in the assignment. Finished in around 5 hours.

1 day b4 due date: Went 2 Sunway Pyramid jalan2 ard 2p.m. During d 20-30 minutes taxi ride 2 Sunway, discussed all except 2 questions wif one of my groupmates, Shi Hooi. One taxi ride was all it took 4 us 2 jot down our answers on paper. Scared the shit outta my other groupmates when dey found out I did oni d 1st question summore had d guts 2 go jalan2 but told them "Dun Worry" as usual. Asked Jack & Louis 2 figure out answers 4 d 2nd last question.

24.5 hours b4 due date time: Reached home ard 11.30p.m. Typed some of d answers, threw d rest 2 Shi Hooi, went 2 sleep.

10 hours b4 due date time: Woke up 2 find dat we have 2 more questions 2 go.

9 hours b4 due date time: Went 2 claz calmly.

6 hours b4 due date time: Took Shi Hooi's laptop & did assignment during d lecture conducted by d assignment punya lecturer.

4 hours b4 due date time: Lazy de. Passed d rest of d work 2 Tim.

1 hours b4 due date time: Rushed assignment after claz wif Shi Hooi, Jack & Louis. Told Tim 2 go bak cz he stay damn far. Then oni realise we haven't done appendices & references section. Dey rush those sections while I mati2 pun mau check d assignment's grammar. My degil-ness actually caused delays.

10 mins b4 due date time: Eh...was it 5 minutes b4 ah? Nvm la...rushing dat time. Went 2 news junction 2 print. Held Shi Hooi's laptop in one hand, typing wif d other while walking. 4gotten dat we letak Shi Hooi's sleeping pic as her desktop background. Buat malu saja when open @ Newsjunction.

15 mins after due date time: Passed d assignment 2 our lecturer. Luckily she so nice and pretty. All went bak, tired like shit. I slept til 10++am. d next day.

Fun? Dis is d most fun punya assignment rush I've had dis sem.....Sem 1 & 2 aso rush like dis but not as "geng"...lol...I enjoyed every minute of it.....d adrenaline....and d total burnout allowed me 2 sleep kau2 ^_^ I'd love 2 go thru dis once more. Any1 wanna volunteer 2 become my degree assignment partner? Those wif hypertension & high blood pressure need not apply.

Friday, 7 November 2008

Boredom

Boredom. One simple word can evoke so many responses from me. It is limitless. It is ever present. It is a strangling, corrupting feeling I despise.

Sources include:
-Lack of any1 ard 2 chat wif
-Lack of any topics 2 chat wif d ppl ard
-Lack of anytin 2 do
-Lack of enthusiasm in claz (either from lecturers, students, or both)
-Lack of goals/things to do in life

Effects include:
-Excessive drowsiness
-Inability to do anytin other than stare into nothingness (Blur-ness disease)
-Transformation of a perfectly active, happy-go-lucky person into a zombie
-Increased tendency to blog in order to release tension.

I'm bored.

W/ends & Hols

Many ppl ask me why da **** I love classes & despise holidays. The reasons are simple:

I get 2 c frenz before, during, & after classes. Be it chatting, sharing crap, or basically anytin, it's d presence dat matters. Nuf said.

So....why hate w/ends? Dun u hv frenz? Well...nt if all of dem happily go bak 2 their hometown(s) or relatie's houses. Even those living in KL dun even stay nearby. Then, it's time 4 me 2 rot of boredom for 2 days.

I really dread long hols. It's nt dat I dun even contact my family.....dun get me wrong, my mum pesters me several times a day jz 2 slam down d phone b4 I can say anytin cz she wants 2 watch her favourite TV show :p It's d damned fact dat I feel so far apart from my frenz. Goin bak 2 my hometown leaves few options 4 me 2 pokpek. My high schl frenz are all gone 2 their respective uni's....while my uni frenz are in their own hometowns....zZz....

So...why da **** am I crapping here? It's simple: I dread living w/out my frenz. Period.

Monday, 3 November 2008

Tak Sedar-Sedar

Haiz....sampai sekarang pun tak faham2!!! Berapa kali dah kata, jangan study last minute!!! Ni tak sedar2 diri!!! Nanti kau menyesal baru tahu!!!

Oh....sorry.....my "other side" nagging me as usual.....LOL :p

Studying 4 2moro's mid-term test on Management. Apparently I didn't kno thr was one til 2day. Suddenly punya after lecture Miss Quahci remind us: "Rmbr 2moro's test venue ah!". I didn't even kno ada test, apatah lagi nak cakna venue kat mana.....haiz....now "study" lor ^_^

Thursday, 30 October 2008

Asses in my head!

Seriously, I'm sick of being squished by asses! 3 asses sitting on my head at one time!

Lol....ass = assignments la. Kacau betul. Got migraines constantly.....but somehow I'm used 2 it. Panadol aso no use. Ever heard of a guy small boy hu kena migraines daily dat he got used 2 them?

Mum: "Still got migraine onot?"
Me: "Ya..."
Mum: "Then....pain onot?"
Me: "Ya!"
Mum: "Reli reli pain ah?"
Me: "Ya...."
Mum: "I dun believe ah....muka biasa saja....wat kinda weird migraine u kena? Siao ah?"
Me: -_-"

Weh....reli painful la...dunno why/how I got used 2 them. I actually suspect got some kinda weird tumour in my brain but 2 doctors alredi say no way wor. My instincts bout dis damn strong eh....hw else cn I explain why da hell pain so long?!

So....shud I go do a scan of my head 2 whether anytin's wrong? HELP!!!!

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

Self Created Quote 28/10

Felt like not blogging so many words today.

Pointing out others' mistakes openly takes a lot of courage.
Pointing out yours openly takes all of your courage.

Monday, 27 October 2008

Deep-Ah-Wall-E

Firstly, Happy Deepavali 2 every1!!! Ysterday was super hectic @ Brickfields!!! Firecrackers evrywhr, beautiful Indian costumes, & loud music blaring out of speakers @ evry corner!!!

Anyway, I came across dis post from Ainul, my secondary school fren. I hv 2 admit it reli touched me & I felt like showing it to evry1. So....here it is....(click here).

She is damned accurate in her definition of racists, loving their culture, heritage, & identity, but not to the extent that they should condemn or discriminate against other ethnicities. The best part is when we can all live in equality w/out ridiculous restrictions horrendously hindering us from coexisting cooperatively.

Besides, who says that supporting your culture means you can't embrace others too? For instance, though I am a Chinese incapable of speaking my mother tongue, that doesn't mean I condemn those who can't speak English well. Some idiots in uni tend 2 discriminate me, thinking I'm a show-off "bas ketiga" jz bcoz I speak English instead of Chinese. So what if I hav a Terengganu Malay slang? I'm proud of it. If you can't bear the thought of a 16 17 year old Chinese struggling to learn his mother tongue, get lost.

Back to the topic. Racism is a dangerous issue which shouldn't be looked upon as a tool, especially in our multiracial M'sia. Simple comments by politicians can incite a lot of complications which only serve to further destabilize our country's harmony. So....to all the people out there, especially those hypocrites on TV, watch your words. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to do my assignments relax the whole day.....holiday ma...

Friday, 24 October 2008

Weird Grammar...Weird Comments...

In case u guys dunno wat I'm referring 2, click here.

Some anonymous guy/gal is complainin bout me attacking others' grammar when mine's cacat. Ya la...i admit d one on dis blog isn't suitable 4 writing in exams...but hey, hu cares bout dat here rite? My blog's meant 2 b personal......real....."me". So...of course la i write like i wanna say it. Besides, writing in really prim & proper language bores me (& d readers)...

So guys/gals, pls take a look @ anonymous's comment, my response, & tell me yr thoughts. Feel free 2 comment @ d chatbox or @ dat post. I'll b glad 2 fuck off any absurd accusers. Eh...supposed 2 b "fend" la...i didn mean 2 say i wanna fuck any1. Is dat considered a malapropism? ~weird~

Wednesday, 22 October 2008

Jungle Trekking!

Wooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Went jungle trekking wif Jagdeep, John, Hesmond, Sin Mun, (one of Jag's frenz hu I dunno d name), Mel Lee, & of course, Shi Hooi...

B4 u guys start condemning me, saying dat I'm a geek & jungle trekking is waaaay impossible, I'm glad 2 admit dat I did survive it wif no scratches, bruises, & NO LEECHES! (I planned 2 catch one 4 my web page design lcturer, Miss Low 2 eat)

While others were hopping & skipping around like experienced trekkers, Shi Hooi & I were stuck @ d bak. Imagine 2 first-timers wif heads bent down, lookin @ every inch of the path, checking where 2 step, & going so slow. Not 2 mention Shi Hooi whining bout her slippery shoes.

Quotes from...

Shi Hooi: "My shoes so slippery...."
"Why you all go so fast?"
"Dun fall off ah....dun fall off (talking 2 her shoes)"

Then came d fun part. D guys decided 2 sesat dengan sengaja. Pandai2 twist & turn merata2. Dahla damn scary c d ledge on our right so steep.

Quotes from.....

Jag: "Come Mel (jumping down a ledge).....fall into my arms."
Mel: "U got confidence meh? Sure can ah?"
Jag: "Sure...sure..."
Mel: "I dun wan...I go down myself :p"
Other guy: "Jag...I wanna fall in yr arms....(so gay!)"

D oni part I hated was washing my clothes @ home. Being d typical fussy freak, I spent gallons of water rinsing & washing my dirty clothes. Padan d "jauh raja" landlord 4 raising my rental. I use his water kau2 :p

Anyway, thx alot 2 Jag 4 bringing me along!!! Damn nice weh!!!

Monday, 20 October 2008

Modem Mengada!

Dengan penuh dukacita, saya ingin memohon maaf dari para pembaca blog ini. Disebabkan modem saya yang dipenuhi dengan kemengadaan, saya tidak berupaya melayari Internet secara konsisten sejak beberapa hari yang lalu. Dengan ini, saya menyusun sepuluh jari & memohon ampun sekiranya ada pihak-pihak tertentu yang terasa geram dengan tabiat modem saya yang gemar merajuk. Harap maklum.

Sunday, 19 October 2008

Crapping Asshole(s)...

Talking, talking, crap around,
Somehow tinking we're all clowns,
Pls dun tink u r so great,
Acting bossy, "holding their fate",

Dumbly imagining u sit so high,
Wait until it's time for their reply,
When u realize your mistake,
Time won't retrace the steps it takes.

Humans cry alone, so goes the saying,
But no one'll join too when you're laughing,
Maybe to you, humility's unknown,
Jz u wait til you're left alone.

Yr arrival's heralded by your stink,
Your stupid words can really sting,
As much as they really hurt our ears,
Your social future is wat u shud fear.

Pls shut up, stop the caterwauling,
Or soon you'll be left with simply nothing,
Words spread around really fast,
This warning may be your last.

Sorry...

To Mr. J....dis is a public apology.

Ysterday, I condemned you (not in dis blog) like shit & 2day I saw dat I was wrong. No doubt, yr presentation has flaws bt 2day I realised dat u r a man of actions rather than words.

U r waaaaaay better than d person I critisized in my previous post. Dat person only talks alot but never produces results.

D execution of yr plans 2day was nearly flawless and impeccable. Once again, sorry for having the wrong idea bout u. U rock!!!!

Saturday, 18 October 2008

To The Person(s) This May Concern...

Walao....talk so much yet produce so much crap....

Sakit telinga & mata la. Summore sakit ati hear others talk bout how u spoil every1's hard work. Lucky dey all manage 2 survive. Rmbr ah, respect us. Dun act like u so big la wei. U promise sooooo much, tellin us dat u "sure can....no problem", yet u failed to perform well, not even decent.

Act like boss, better than others wor....padahal sendiri cari pasal. L8r in d future sure those ppl hate u then oni u regret. I'm sure now aso ppl hate u de.....it's jz a matter of time before every piece of land connecting u 2 d mainland gets cut off, leaving u in yr island. Ya....u can b rich/good looking/in power or any other fantasies u impose on yrself, but pls bear in mind dat u can enjoy those false dreams ALONE. Blame yrself la dat time.

I cannot tahan de c these kinda ppl. I oni dun wan make so much kecoh2 in front of others, keep quiet. Yr big talk & perasan-ness doesn't affect/inspire/awe me. @ 1st mayb la, bt then it gets 2 fake & annoying, I dun wanna listen anymore. **** off.

Friday, 17 October 2008

Woo ^_^

Weird huh....gatal2 go test new blog here(click) .D only feature I'm interested is d password protect post (or 3P...hehe) feature. I'll b posting on both blogs la...

New Hsemate ^_^

I hv a new hsemate!!! @ 1st tot he's workin, turns out he's takin Masters in IT @ UNITAR, Kelana Jaya....lol

Damn tired ah 2day....got meeting 4.00p.m. -> 7++p.m. Hv 2 settle d carnival stuff lo....penat weh. Hope it turns out fantastic 2moro!!!

K la...gtg...typing meeting minutes & making tedious adjustments 2 d carnival budget...damn tiring but fun & worth it weh!!!

Wednesday, 15 October 2008

Happy Anniversary!!!

Since I've turned 17, dis marks 10 years dat I've knowned Lee Zi Ying....

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!

Frenz 4ever!!!! :p

Monday, 13 October 2008

Semester 3!!!

Semester 3 dah sampai!!! Woohoo!!!

As usual, kena kacau by many ppl due 2 my GPA. Padahal got 3 ppl get 3.90, dey nvr kacau...

Heard dat d May intake got a few ppl get 4.0. Mengada la 2....padahal January intake got 1/4 d students oni ma....U guys/gals get more 4 flat students, u guys aso get more flunking students :p

Random news:

  • D damned WBLE still directs us 2 Sem 2 sbjects.....hw da **** r we supposed 2 d/load d l8est notes & tutorials...bangang betul...
  • I've jz realised dat I turn on my speakers pretty loud. Imagine me standing in my hsemate's room wif my room door & his room door closed, can hear d lyrics from my room clearly!!! Sry ^_^
  • Baru 1st day & we kena slapped in da face wif 2 assignments alredi. Karen was rite....short sem memang bahaya....
Lol...simply type stuff....I guess my blogging spirit blur2 abit after d holidays gua...

Sunday, 12 October 2008

What A Day/Night!

Simplified:

9a.m.: Wake up.

10a.m.: Listen 2 mum rambling sumtin bout b/fast. Decide to eat cereal.

10.15a.m.: Kena marah cz mum alredi cooked spaghetti which was supposed to be brunch. Decides to devour both cereal & spaghetti.

11a.m.: Kena nag, called dad 2 c whether he's picking me.

11.20p.m: Dad picks me. Say goodbye to my beloved room, stuff, hse, etc.

12.10p.m.: Bus sampai. Bye2 Kemaman!

12.25p.m.: Sakai bus stop @ Cherating 4 "lunch break". Jakuns in d bus frm K.Trgnu nid 2 eat.

12.45-1++p.m.: D whole bus waits cz an ***hole dissapeared. Memang menyampah, make d whole bus wait 4 him. Padan him kena marah by bus driver. Even d 12.30p.m. punya bus finish lunch break & overtake us de.

2++p.m.: Bus stopped 4 toilet break. Tiba2 when bas wan 2 jalan, a makcik pulak lost her handbag. After a super long time whr d old makcik searched 4 her handbag in d toilet, d makciks in d bus all sibuk, & me busy eating, she finds her precious handbag. Journey continues.

5++p.m.: Bus reaches Putra station. Take LRT & bus bak 2 PJ.

6++p.m.: Reached (PJ)home happily only 2 discovered dat d "jauh raja" (translate both word to English & say both quickly together) hse owner locked d grill. Dat day dun wan give keys cz say "I nvr lock d grill". "Bas ketiga" (English). Called him 2 harass him verbally.

6++p.m.: Went 2 Shi Hooi's place 2 wait 4 my damned hse owner 2 come bak. Got tired of waiting & went 2 Mid Valley wif Shi Hooi & Mel Lee.

7p.m.-2a.m.: Walk kau2, eat kau2, & watched "Painted Skin". Quite nice movie except for the obviously fake special effects. 4 some reason (dunno me or d actors/actresses), I feel like laughing evrytime dey cry on d silver screen. Weird....

2++a.m.: Went bak. Blogged.

Tuesday, 7 October 2008

~The Dream~

Aiyo.....tidur petang la & dis is wat I dreamt....

I dreamt.....I was in UTAR.
I baru habis kelas, 1st day of Sem 3.
I socialized like gila dat day (as usual).
I was walking home (alone).
Section 17 ada pasar malam (must be Tuesday).
I bumped into Vaneshya & her sister/female cousin (short hair, slightly above shoulders).
We said "Hi" & she (the cousin/sis) was holding a list of marks in her hands.
They were saying something amongst each other: "You got 50% only?!".
Then, I proceeded to go back to my PJ home.

Until I stopped.

"Where da hell is my PJ home?!"

I woke up, in my Terengganu home.

I must be shifting houses waaaaaay too often in PJ.

Sunday, 5 October 2008

Finger Pointers

This freakin world is full of finger pointers.

From young, kids @ home will point @ other siblings, saying "He/She did it!".

As we grow older, school students point @ each other, gossiping/blaming others for anything.

In the office, even colleagues point @ each other when something goes wrong.

Yet, nothing can compare to the finger pointing we see everyday: our leaders.

Yes, they are the masters of finger pointing. Take global warming for example. Instead of doing something simple such as driving environment-friendly cars, walking instead of driving short distances, cutting the usage of private planes, these f***ing rich people decide to do something else: blame the people. Yet, aren't those freaks in the Parliament "people" too? Or....are they aliens taking over Earth politically? They implement all sorts of Acts, Enactments, & so on....kononnya nak halang ni halang tu from "further polluting our beloved planet". Then, ironically, they launch an absurd plethora of "green events" using what? Fancy confetti which aren't bio-degradable. Flashy lights & displays which definitely waste electricity. When all the hoo-hah is over, they go back in their not-so-fuel-eficient luxury cars.

Stinking hypocrites.

Let's not forget our economy. I'm nt so pro @ all those economy & business talk bt I do know 4 a fact dat the political leaders practise finger-pointing everywhere. When the economy is experiencing a slump, they make all sorts of noise.

This department didn't regulate the prices.

This department isn't loaning out enough money to the people.

This department isn't keeping an eye on the latest monetory developments.

My department? Oh....they're doing nothing cz we ran out of fingers to point @ ourselves. D only time dey actually point @ themselves is when something good happens. They'll come along proudly saying "we" did this did that....while in reality, they did nothing. We the people worked our butts off 2 support d country. And their ridiculous salaries.

Oh....ya....Malaysia's specialty: political scandals. This where fingers don't simply point around, as I'll explain later. Behind each others' backs, finger pointing is the norm. "Eh...u kno ah...dis one dat one did dat!" ..... "Ari 2 sy dengar kan....org ni buat cam ni....". But then, in our country, which happens to be the only country in the world with such a powerful tool, there is

~the FCuk~

Finger
Cutter
u
ntuk
k
erajaan.


If u dare point fingers at anyone powerful in the political scene, they'll cut your fingers off so dat u can't point @ another soul in yr life. Heck, i was even wondering why some races use chopsticks, not fingers when eating. We're smart enough not 2 let them see, let alone cut our fingers :p

Well, I guess dat's enuf finger-pointing 2day. If nt, some of u might even gimme d middle finger sign 4 crapping so much. Ironically, I myself have been pointing @ these people (above) with my own fingers. Hopefully, I won't get my fingers chopped off by the FCuk. After all, I'm only guilty of pointing my fingers @ d keyboard while typing, rite?

Eventhough the keyboard's only a "penumpang" to the computer, without it, I bet no one wud ever wan 2 even look @ d computer, let alone use it.

Hopefully, dat sentence made some(hidden) sense to u. It did cost our country a large chunk of its unity a few months back, not to mention the suspension of the idiot hu raised the issue. Oh, and not to forget, some fingers were cut off.

Friday, 3 October 2008

Oh Shit!!!

My 2nd day in kemaman. Went 2 kuantan wif parents 2day. My dad spent us lunch cz it's my b'day :p Here's sumtin I bet u guys/gals haven't gone thru b4:

Waitress: Can i hv yr order, sir?
Me: -lookin thru d menu- Erm....hold on ah....

Suddenly, d waitress nearly spills d stuff on d tray she's carrying.

Waitress: (flat in my face) OH SHIT!!!.....(attempts to act like she said notin) Wat wud u like 2 order, sir?
-D following events are not relevant-

Basically, I hv never ever heard or experienced a waiter/waitress swearing flat in my face!!! Dunno whether 2 laugh or curse @ her....

Happy Birthday!!!

Happy Birthday 2 me.....so narcissistic :p



Not so nice pic la...busy eatin dat time :p

BTW, my super slow dad refused 2 accept our help or admit his slowness....he actually spent time diggin thru his phone's menu.....& finally found d camera function....when my mum finished eatin a whole slice of d cake. So, d oni pic he has is of my mum holding an empty (& clean) plate...zZz

Tuesday, 30 September 2008

Still In PJ....

I'm still in PJ. My dad baru sampai KL la....I'm goin bak dis Thurs a.k.a. 2nd Raya....woohoo!!!

I tink

"Making d most out of d time spent @ my hometown"

is better than

"Spending d most time I can make @ my hometown"

If u get wat I mean la...

Anyway, 2 those in Kemaman, pls get ready, k?


Get d big jamuan ready 4 all of us 2 eat, chat, & bitchy2 around...



Get secured & ready 4 our roadtrip...



Paparazzis....get ready....



Not 2 4get us group MSN-ing strangers & laughing like mad.....


I wan our annual Raya Roadtrip 2 b mega big dis yr! Attack all d houses!!!

Monday, 29 September 2008

Sleepyheads

Lazy 2 update la....but it's a must....so here are random pics...






 

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