CS Presentation!!!

Ok....here's wat happened during computer studies presentation.

1) Mr E started introducing our group in a super-long winded speech leading 2 no where. It's scary how he manages to make d other students yawn within d 1st minute of our presentation. He must be gifted wif powers of boredom.

2) Miss S started presenting in our group, confidently explaining stuff bout CRT's (cathode ray tubes).

-Meanwhile, the other group members r spreaded out....some on d left, some on d right side of d projector screen-

3) Our "dear" Mr E decided 2 spice things up a bit. His super itchy foot with an in-built sensor manages to hunt down a switch.

Note: Out of the huge tangle of wires, finding a tiny switch (within bare seconds of standing there) requires extraordinary gift & talent.

Guess which switch? The projector switch!!! His foot executes a swift flick (that even professional cha-cha-cha dancers would be proud of) and voila! The projector is turned off!!!! No.........

4) Yong doesn't have the super talents necessary to stop Mr E in time. Instead, Yong focuses all his super talents to restrain himself from lunging at Mr E & killing him on the spot. Obviously, Yong has an incredibly large amount of patience power. Add that to the fact that Mr E's foot shows off its skill again by switching off the PC pulak!!!!

5) The audience, presenters, lecturer, insects on the ceiling, insects on the floor, insects in the dirty students' bags and cleaning makcik outside gasp. (Ni saja hiperbola nebeng2)

6) The current presenter, Miss S continues presenting using the cue cards she had instinctively wrote dat morning. Thank god!

7) Yong is suddenly asked to present first (to delay time). Stumbling, stuttering, shivering, shaking, trembling, Yong grabs a whiteboard pen & draws a diagram on d whiteboard to present his part. Apparently, only Yong knows wat he is drawing. Other students stare in confusion.

8) Mr T presents his part with a whiteboard pen too thanks to the lagging pc which hasn't booted yet. Luckily, he pulls it off well.

9) The pc is now on. Mr P presents his part. Students are on the verge of daydreaming. No....make that "deep sleep".

10) Of all the freakin deserving ppl on Earth, Mr E gets to present his part USING THE DAMN PROJECTOR. Mr E merely reads the stuff on the screen which Yong & Mr T had painstakingly prepared til 2am while the other team mates were in bed. Yong continues using his super powers of patience to prevent a murder from occuring in the PA147 classroom.

11) Class is now awake because they want to vomit due to Mr E's incredibly annoying, fake, ear-splitting, wall cracking, capable-of-scaring-pests-away slang. Yet another super power from Mr E. Yong's powers are waning. Murder approaching.

12) Mr E gladly does d conclusion.

Note: The word "gladly" above refers to Mr E's feelings only, not the class. Evry1 is still being tortured at this point.

13) Out of nowhere, Mr E conjures and hands out advertisement brochures which he claims to be "the team's research". Must be another one of his ridiculously useless super powers.

14) Thankfully, the presentation ends.

Note: "Presentation" in line (14) refers to Mr E's torture session. Actually, the class wouldn't mind if the other team members presented more stuff....

15) Lucky for the presenting team, the presentation had ended. Otherwise, their marks would have been deducted if the lecturer heard the students complaining bout d outdated-ness, irrelevance, redundancy, uselessness, and inaccuracy of the "research material" Mr E handed out earlier.

16) Yong's powers of patience has successfully prevented him from murdering Mr E. Yaay!!! Yong goes back in need of rest. After all, using up his patience "against" Mr E proved to be tiring, time-consuming, difficult, and definitely shortened Yong's lifespan drastically.

So....the question now.....who deserves to be the new character in the next season of "Heroes" on TV due to his super powers??? Vote in d poll on d right!!!