-D UTAR Foundation students r havin a sports carnival soon. So far, d response's kinda good.
-2 encourage students 2 join, evry1 has 2 pay. Those joining any sport, pay RM8. Those who don't, pay RM10. Cool? I actually went crazy & joined d badminton tournament. Hope 2 lose some weight.
But....some idiot(s) start making noise. D occasional spam is ok but "some ppl" never seem 2 stop whining. They go on & on & on & on & on (u get d idea, dis is a binomial expansion wif sum 2 infinity) bout:
"Why should I pay for this?"
"Why does everyone have to pay?"
"What if I hav no transport?"
"Why is it on weekends? We aren't that free!"
Correction: IMHO, it should be:
"Why da hell do I have 2 pay so much just 2 maintain a gf/bf?"
"Why da hell does everyone hav 2 do dat 2?"
"Wat if I hv no transport 2 go meet him/her?"
"Why do we hav 2 meet on weekends only? We need more free time!"
My suggestion:
1) Pay for the sports carnival & shut up. The reasons will be proved (ala-ala Maths) l8r in dis post.
2) Ask every1 else 2 pay 2. U wanna pay lesser? Join it! Heck, even a academic guy (some ppl prefer 2 call me geek@sotong@pondan@sissy@soft@half guy) like me joined it.
3) Find transport u smart ass! Hv u heard off public transport? And no, I dun mean public (minus d letter "l") transport. Dat is up 2 u & yr gf/bf. 4 further instructions, ask Edison.
4) Wat else do u do on weekends? I believe itz nt homework. Shopping? Hello....use d money 2 join d carnival. No wonder Dorae-Ong's complaining bout some students' inability to use their brains & count. TFK? I doubt u'll b able 2 sustain it 4 1 whole weekend. Tell me if u do. Edison'll b proud of u.
So.....here's wat I replied @ d forum:
Sigh... -_-
Seriously, I dunno wat da heck's wrong wif some ppl.
They can go:
-shopping 4 useless stuff
-buying d l8est games
-contributing immensely to TGV/GSC's bank accounts watching their favourite actors & actresses snog on the huge screen once in a while
-acting "cool"/"romantic" buying crappy gifts for their gf's/bf's
-going "yam char" @ Old Town & acting rich
-etc....(all money-burning activities)
YET: They make soooooooo much fuss over RM10. Hey, wasting yr time whining here actually burns a bigger hole in yr pocket. D time wasted making noise can actually be spent efficiently studying/reading. Check dis out:
Using yr time more efficiently 4 Studying/Reading/Revising
= Better understanding of yr studies
= Higher chances of acceptable/better/excellent exam results
= Higher chances of getting scholarship/reimbursements/fee waivers or
= Lower chances of flunking
= Lower probability that yr parents hv 2 fork out more money 4 a repeated semester cos u were busy whining & not studying
= Lower probability that you'll be surrounded by girls/guys obviously younger than you in class (they won't b interested in lookin 4 older, ancient bf's or gf's)
Also....
=Reduced spam/load on d UTAR server
=Drastically lower medical fees for other students suffering from sakit hati/sakit kepala/sakit mata readin redundant complaints
=Eases our lecturers' (or captains' :P) burden handling noisy pests
Let's apply wat we've learnt in UTAR:
-Oh, I forgot.....you were busy whining & not learning/revising/learning-
Let's apply wat the (other) attentive students learnt in UTAR:
Physics:
=Saves yr kinetic energy typing
=Saves our kinetic energy moving our eyeballs reading crappy annoying replies
Chemistry/Biology:
=Conserves the number of moles of carbohydrates used by students sighing when reading redundant replies
Econs:
Lower electricity usage = Lower bills = Lower demand for money = Lower chances of inflation = Increased buying power amongst consumers = Getting more games/CDs for the same amount of money
English:
Saves the other students from English language corruption after reading posts with annoying, redundant, pestiferous, obnoxious, improper grammar.
Computer studies:
Causes lesser monitor burn-ins which occur when the same image/words are displayed for a long time on d monitor. (In this case, it's the pitiful monitors displaying the same complaints everyday)
Last, but no means least:
Maths:
Were u even paying attention? Count how many equations are above! U s*ck(optional 's')!
Argh.....wat's happening??? I can't type it out.... Kana....Kana....
-the following Chinese swear word popularized by Mr. Dorae-Ong has been censored-
Have a nice day everyone!
-http://agendum-arcanum.blogspot.com-
Nice? I finally got 2 laser sum1....hope he's nt 2 dumb dat he/she x sedar dia kena laser.....I reli miss debating!!!
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