ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've been such an idiot!!! Here's d situation:
I've been such an idiot!!! Here's d situation:
For d past 3 months:
Mum: Hey.....why haven't I gotten d Celcom broadband bill??? U sure u got check ah?
Me: Dunno wor....probably Celcom doin sum kinda promotion....
Mum: Siao ah u? L8r dey cut d yr internet access ah....
Me: No la....I use de so many mths aso notin happen....
In September (monologue):
Me: Eh? Why no Internet?! Probably Celcom cacat.....,wait a few days gua...
After a few days:
Me: Still no Internet?! Argh!!! I miss my blog! I miss blogging! I miss my blog readers!
After a few days, x boleh tahan, call again. After kena toss around kau2 for a gazillion years, finally get thru.
CG (celcom guy): HellogoodeveningcelcomcarelinehowmayIassistyou? (dat's how fast he said it)
Me: HellogoodeveningmynameisYongisthistherightplacetoinquireaboutcelcombroadband? (my annoyed super fast reply)]
Stunned CG: Erm....ya...
After lots of crapping, we finally reach dis point:
CG: Wat's yr broadband number sir? We nid 2 help u check dis matter.
Yong: Actually, I dun kno it myself.
CG asks for my mum's name & IC number. Reconfirms it many many times 2 annoy me.
CG: Oh....actually, yr account's been barred 4 nt paying d bill for 3 mths.
Me (monologue): WTF?! Dat's hw long I've been using it 4 free!
Me (dialogue): Oh, ya, dat reminds me: My mum hasn't received any bills frm Celcom.
CG: It's stated here dat yr address is PT205......
Me: Huh?! My hse is @ PT10548 la! How come jadi "2"? Patut lerr mak saya x dapat bil!!!
Basically, my mum had 2 go 2 d Celcom branch, pay 3 mths bill (I'll surely kena cekik when balik Trgnu), & call Celcom 2 change d wrong billing address (caused by my ugly handwriting).
And here I am, blogging as soon as my connection sambung semula.
Mum: Hey.....why haven't I gotten d Celcom broadband bill??? U sure u got check ah?
Me: Dunno wor....probably Celcom doin sum kinda promotion....
Mum: Siao ah u? L8r dey cut d yr internet access ah....
Me: No la....I use de so many mths aso notin happen....
In September (monologue):
Me: Eh? Why no Internet?! Probably Celcom cacat.....,wait a few days gua...
After a few days:
Me: Still no Internet?! Argh!!! I miss my blog! I miss blogging! I miss my blog readers!
-call Celcom helpline-
-I got tossed from department to department, put on hold while listening 2 crappy music-
-hangs up in frustration-
-I got tossed from department to department, put on hold while listening 2 crappy music-
-hangs up in frustration-
After a few days, x boleh tahan, call again. After kena toss around kau2 for a gazillion years, finally get thru.
CG (celcom guy): HellogoodeveningcelcomcarelinehowmayIassistyou? (dat's how fast he said it)
Me: HellogoodeveningmynameisYongisthistherightplacetoinquireaboutcelcombroadband? (my annoyed super fast reply)]
Stunned CG: Erm....ya...
After lots of crapping, we finally reach dis point:
CG: Wat's yr broadband number sir? We nid 2 help u check dis matter.
Yong: Actually, I dun kno it myself.
CG asks for my mum's name & IC number. Reconfirms it many many times 2 annoy me.
CG: Oh....actually, yr account's been barred 4 nt paying d bill for 3 mths.
Me (monologue): WTF?! Dat's hw long I've been using it 4 free!
Me (dialogue): Oh, ya, dat reminds me: My mum hasn't received any bills frm Celcom.
-fast forward-
CG: It's stated here dat yr address is PT205......
Me: Huh?! My hse is @ PT10548 la! How come jadi "2"? Patut lerr mak saya x dapat bil!!!
Basically, my mum had 2 go 2 d Celcom branch, pay 3 mths bill (I'll surely kena cekik when balik Trgnu), & call Celcom 2 change d wrong billing address (caused by my ugly handwriting).
And here I am, blogging as soon as my connection sambung semula.
ARGH!!!!!! I'm such a ****ing idiot!!!!!
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