Sunday, 14 September 2008

Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been such an idiot!!! Here's d situation:

For d past 3 months:

Mum: Hey.....why haven't I gotten d Celcom broadband bill??? U sure u got check ah?

Me: Dunno wor....probably Celcom doin sum kinda promotion....

Mum: Siao ah u? L8r dey cut d yr internet access ah....

Me: No la....I use de so many mths aso notin happen....

In September (monologue):

Me: Eh? Why no Internet?! Probably Celcom cacat.....,wait a few days gua...

After a few days:

Me: Still no Internet?! Argh!!! I miss my blog! I miss blogging! I miss my blog readers!

-call Celcom helpline-

-I got tossed from department to department, put on hold while listening 2 crappy music-

-hangs up in frustration-

After a few days, x boleh tahan, call again. After kena toss around kau2 for a gazillion years, finally get thru.

CG (celcom guy): HellogoodeveningcelcomcarelinehowmayIassistyou? (dat's how fast he said it)

Me: HellogoodeveningmynameisYongisthistherightplacetoinquireaboutcelcombroadband? (my annoyed super fast reply)]

Stunned CG: Erm....ya...

After lots of crapping, we finally reach dis point:

CG: Wat's yr broadband number sir? We nid 2 help u check dis matter.

Yong: Actually, I dun kno it myself.

CG asks for my mum's name & IC number. Reconfirms it many many times 2 annoy me.

CG: Oh....actually, yr account's been barred 4 nt paying d bill for 3 mths.

Me (monologue): WTF?! Dat's hw long I've been using it 4 free!

Me (dialogue): Oh, ya, dat reminds me: My mum hasn't received any bills frm Celcom.

-fast forward-

CG: It's stated here dat yr address is PT205......

Me: Huh?! My hse is @ PT10548 la! How come jadi "2"? Patut lerr mak saya x dapat bil!!!

Basically, my mum had 2 go 2 d Celcom branch, pay 3 mths bill (I'll surely kena cekik when balik Trgnu), & call Celcom 2 change d wrong billing address (caused by my ugly handwriting).

And here I am, blogging as soon as my connection sambung semula.

ARGH!!!!!! I'm such a ****ing idiot!!!!!

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