Sunday, 3 February 2008

Pyramid wif Sis (mixed)

K...I'm trying dis new concept wif a post which combines both fiction & fact cos i dun wan ppl 2 scroll down reli long 4 2 versions of d same events...

Red=fiction
Other colours=reality



Went 2 Pyramid 2 meet sis. OTW there, as I sat in d bus....sumtin weird happened.

A guy jumped on board as d bus' doors were closing & robbed us at gun point. Basically, I was terrified!!!

Dat was d fiction part. Caught u off guard, didn I?

Here's d real part. At d Mid Valley stop, a guy went on board while lookin behind him all d time. When d bus driver made it clear dat he was staring at dis guy, d guy confessed dat he was jus robbed at d bus stop by 8 PEOPLE!!! D people held his arms, legs, & i dunno wat other parts while some ppl searched him (note: normal, not strip search) & took all his stuff. Note: I got dis info by eavesdropping while pretending 2 b uninterested (thx drama team 4 d lessons ^_^). D concerned bus driver convinced d poor guy 2 make a report @ d l8est police station. Talk about danger! I am like, so damned scared now dat I looked behind me so many times when I walked home 2day.

I went 2 Pyramid & met my sis. Note: No lovey-dovey disgusting hugs!!!

Her 1st line: "Have u eaten? I'm hungry. Can we go eat?"
My 1st line: "I ate but I can eat. Let's go!"

We went 2 eat caviar until we were full.

We went 2 Uncle Lim's where I accidentally sent 4 or 5 French fries flying to the floor with my clumsy hand. I must be watching 2 many reruns of Ugly Betty.

Went 2 buy clothes, clothes, & more clothes!!!

B4 we went bak, I bought donuts from J.Co....thx Michelle & my sis 4 introducing d donuts 2 me!!! I couldn't believe d line was so freaking long!!! Shud hav heeded my sis's warning which she repeated many times. Was unsure of which donut 2 pick so I smiled & asked d girl behind me wat da heck was "Glazzy".

Me: "Excuse me....watz d difference between "Glazzy" & "Assorted" donuts?"

She yelled "Pervert!!!" & slapped me. So much for friendliness. I better floss my teeth more often.

Her response: "Oh....Glazzy's just a fancy name for plain donuts wif sugar coating on top"
My reply: "Oh....thx ^_^"

I got 1/2 a dozen donuts, gave 2 to my sis, went home, & ate them silently w/out my hsemates' knowledge. Consider it revenge cos dey decided 2 eat J.Co donuts the day I slept @ my frenz hse. Of all the days 2 choose!!!

I better go. I hav a Chem report 2 finish b4 2moro & I'll b facing my 1st Physics test 2moro. Bye^^

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