Mu tau x, (according 2 Michelle) Hafiz dgn selambanya panggil Mr. Ong "dude" ari 2 pas 2 Mr. Ong wat dek (x kisah je)....
Differences between Miss Phua & Mr. Ong:
-->One's female & one's male....duh!
-->Miss Ong's trademark: "Easy wat...", "No nid discuss ah..." & her squeeeeeeeky voice
-->Mr. Ong's trademark: "Crap", "Bullshit", "You guys sucks (wif a loud 's')", & his tendency 2 unveil graffiti on d walls 2 a surprised class!
-->Miss Phua rubs d whiteboard wif her hands, resulting in blue hands each time
-->Mr. Ong wears a glove on his right hand jus 4 wiping d whiteboard
-->Miss Phua picks random ppl 2 answer questions
-->Mr. Ong will SURELY pick those in pink, followed by red cos HE HATES PINK!!! Better get ready cos he'll notice anything pink including yr shirt, blouse, small pink patterns on any of them, pencilbox, and possibly (in the future) shoelaces & watches. Run!!!!
-->Miss Phua's in Kmpar now & Mr. Ong's in PJ....
Similarities
-->Both are noisy, 'sot sot tei', but great maths teachers!!! (Reminds me so much of C.Razemin)
-->Both teach really fast but we u/stand somehow (again, I MISS U C.Razemin!!!)
-->Both prefer to write on d lower half of the white board due to physical limitations :P
Anyway, here's an additional part: random typo pics I took.
At 1st sight I was like any typical Car4 customer: "Ok...nothing wrong wif dis..." but then I realised: "Hey!!! If I buy a typical 100gm packet will it mean I hv 2 pay RM89.00?!" I tink it's probably RM0.89 per 100gm. If not, no one will wan 2 buy d food @ Car4....talk about daylight robbery!!! Not 2 mention it shud be (IMHO) 'teow', not 'tiow'....
Typo rating: How can u overcharge customers?! 8.5/10
From far away dis sign attracted me like a magnet....but then....I realised it wasn't cos of d "great offer" which was actually a marketing gimmick. It was my in-built-grammar sensor screaming inside of me: "Wat da heck is 3th?! How dumb!!! Even primary schl kids kno dis!!!" How can Body Glove print ads & plop them all over their stores w/out noticing sumtin as simple as '3th'?! I had 2 prance around d store acting like a potential customer while in reality I was searching 4 an opportunity 2 snap a pic of their ad w/out them noticing. BTW, hw can a freakin T-shirt cost more than RM20? I just dun get these 'branded clothes'...
Typo rating: Dis is like, so un4givable cos even primary schl kids kno it bt I guess Body Glove's 2 crazy churning out fake promos so dey didn't notice dis typo.... 7.5/10
I dunno whr da heck I took dis pic (4got) bt I sure rmbr d word 'Matel Gril' ringing in my head long after I took dis pic....
Typo rating: We students wouldn't really care but I tink potential buyers will nt like d fact dat their metal grills will be replaced by sum unidentified material called 'Matel Gril'.... 6/10
Spotted dis @ a famous bookstore in MV cos it caught my eye while I was book-scanning....guess they were so busy diversifying dat dey created a new category: 'Msyteries'. I can't even imagine how da **** I'm supposed 2 pronounce dis word. Any1 wanna try?
Typo rating: How can a huge bookstore do such an obvious mistake?! Dis is unforgivable!!! 9/10
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