A Kick In The B*** !!!

BASTARD!!!

Dat's wat I wanna say 2 d asshole hu kicked me in d butt back. Here's wat happened.

• Went 2 grandpa's hse. Boring....
• Sis & I decided 2 go buy credit @ 7-eleven nearby. Dad protests but kena ignored.
• OTW bak, blissfully drinking a canned drink, I hear a motor approaching frm d back. Biasa jela.

Suddenly.....

BANG!!! (it was more of a bump la)

• I flew 2 ground. I tink I passed out 4 a few secs.
• Woke up wif my sis screaming my name nex 2 me. Strangely, I felt calm. Tak panik pun :p
• Calmly told my sis 2 shut up, dun worry, & stop shaking me cz I'm OK.
• After lying blissfully on d road awhile, I gerak2 abit, check ada sakit apa2 tak, then only get up. Thank god I remembered those Saint John & PBSM stuff bout not simply moving victims...
• Much to my embarassment, my sis lifts my shirt (on d damned road!!!) 2 check 4 any bruises. Ppl passing by semua duk tengok je...my sis found a damned footprint mark on my back!
  
• Walked home, nagging bout d bastard hu kicked me....berani dia!!!

Reached grandpa's home.Went 2 toilet, washed wounds. I'd better get an Emmy for acting normal dat time!!!

• Tak pasal2 I felt dizzy while chattin wif my sis near d stairs. Evrything started 2 bcome dark....faster2 duduk coz pening liao....
• OTW bak, when we passed d "tempat kejadian" in d car, I silently cursed d bastard!!!

Reached setapak home. Tahan saja muka saya coz planned 2 tell my family in d hse. Mana tau after telling them....

• Mum: Aiyo....lucky u safe ah....
• Dad: U c! I told u nt 2 go out! I got sixth sense dat time! (sempat lagi mengiklankan special ability dia)
• Bro: Biasa la dat area siao2 ppl....

So, wat am I doin now? Rather than sit around whining, I chose 2 blog & curse dis bastard. BTW, d can drink I was carrying masa kena kick actually flew, spilling apple juice wif aloe vera bits (Fruit Tree brand) on my sis & I punya hair. Buat rosak saja pantang kita org xleh basuh rambut ari ni...ISH!!!

Hmm.....i tink d guy kicked me bcoz....

• He's a psycho?
• I'm darned ugly dat he couldn't resist
• My sis's darned pretty dat he was jealous of me
  

So...sama2 la help me curse dis bastard hu kicked me 4 no reason & sped off. Or...kalau mu tak suka sumpah2 org, tlg la b'doa supaya otak cacat dia tu molek skit...

Oh, ya, b4 I drown in my complains, lemme wish u all Happy Chinese New Year!!!