2nd stroke of misfortune

If u thought my situation couldn't get any worse, think again.

In addition 2 d painful back resulting in me limping like an old man, I woke up dis mornin wif a sore neck.

Either:

• I slept in d wrong position, straining my neck
• When I fell on d road after being kicked by dat bastard, d impact strained my neck
  

So...wat's next? You'll get a boy limping wif a sore back while his darned neck is kept straight like a giraffe due to his neck problems....

Cepat la...come visit the limping giraffe (shorter than those @ d zoos) now!!! Dun 4get gifts pls :(