Thursday 8 January 2009

COCKROACH!!!

Cockroach appears. Yong squeals. Shi Hooi refuses to kill any insects, let alone a cockroach. Both keep nudging each other to "remove" it. One refuses to go near it. One refuses to kill it.

The cockroach flies!!! Argh!!! Yong screams like shit while Shi Hooi calmly MSNs as usual.

After much screaming, pestering d neighbours (sakai maid no mosquito spray 2 lend me), and countless newspaper throwing sessions, d cockroach flies 2 d highest ceiling. Yong stuffs mouth wif towel 2 keep himself from screaming further due to Shi Hooi's complains bout his bising-ness.

Out of desperation, Yong nudges d cockroach wif a broom til it falls on d floor. Panicking, Yong simply flings d broom. Out of pure luck, d broom lands on d cockroach, injuring it.

Excitedly, Yong yells for Shi Hooi to sweep d damned cockroach out. After much persuasion(d damned cockroach was stuck in a corner), d cockroach is swept out. Yong cheers on, encouraging Shi Hooi to sweep d cockroach reli reli far. Suddenly, dey notice a neighbour opening their door. Barefooted, both run back while laughing like hell.

On d way bak 2 d condo unit, Yong has an urge to revenge. Grabbing d broom frm a stunned Shi Hooi, Yong rushes barefooted to the cockroach & proceeds to whack it like hell.Revenge for disturbing his peaceful nite. Revenge for torturing him mentally. Revenge for touching his precious novels.

Shi Hooi can only stare in amazement at how a guy can be more kecoh than her regarding this cockroach.

Time estimated from d cockroach's appearance til it's removal: 1.5 hours.

I admit, I am scared like hell of cockroaches.

Oh, by the way, to my dear hsemate Mel Lee, I advise dat u wash d clothes u hung in d balcony once more, maybe even a few times....due to reasons I'd rather not describe....

5 comments:

Dorae-ong on 9 January 2009 at 05:02 said...

Look like you all have a lot of fun there. How's new apartment?

icywhinygnome on 11 January 2009 at 12:54 said...

Hehe....sien la stuck here waitin 4 claz 2 start. I wanna go 2 claz....2 pokpek!!!

BTW, yr dear student (shi hooi) sends her regards :p

PS: R u teaching us in degree?

Dorae-ong on 11 January 2009 at 14:19 said...

Have you check out my blog, course I kind of lazy to explain again. They haven't renew my contract yet, so don't know will teach in FES or not. I am only doing part time now.

icywhinygnome on 13 January 2009 at 22:59 said...

I read yr blog bt then kinda confused. Typical UTAR technical & managerial problems confusing as usual.....nvm la....tell me if u dropping by setapak, k?

Anonymous said...

kakakaka..what a way.. aih.. sounds like a real circus out there le.. but really sweat lar.. what were you thinking..

 

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