My mum's one of the coolest mothers on Earth.

Which other mum would call her son from 300-plus kilometres away, ask the customary "Are you at home?", then immediately proceed to instruct her son to elaborate wat exactly happened in the Transformers movie (cz her VCD was corrupted). Once the mother is satisfied with her son's recount of the movie, she does not hesitate to hang up & continue watching the movie. No "How r u?", "Wat u doin?", "How's yr studies?" or other motherly crap.

Speechless.