Lessons For The Day

Being frustrated wif my inability to do my tutorials (I tink I'm simply turning dumb la....pls stop!!!), I've decided to provide my readers (are there even any?) some lessons 2day instead.


Lesson 1) Do not expect humans to have the magical ability to create real objects out of mere images.

• Observe d pic. Ya....there's a pic of a fire extinguisher...but no fire extinguisher. D same thing's happening all over Metrojaya Times Square.
• Imagine a fire happening. Wat do we do? Cast a spell & turn d pic into a real extinguisher? Throw d pic into d fire, reciting an incantation? Here's wat: Just run.
  

Lesson 2) Do not expect others to feel syok too when u r busy syok-sendiri-ing (SS2-ing).

• Miss Blur Queen on the left is either syok-sendiri-ing over her phone or merely figuring out how 2 activate d camera (typical blurness). Meanwhile, d 2 supposed subjects of her photo are being abandoned.
• Mr. M has turned his attention 2 sum1 else playing basketball while frustration is clearly spelled on Miss Y's face. Haiz....
  

• Unfortunately, when d blogger came 2 the rescue wif his cameraphone (same model as Blur Queen's one, it's jz dat d blogger isn't blurring over his one), Miss Y is so frustrated dat she refuses 2 take a pic. Note: Her Royal Blur-ness was still blurring/SS2-ing @ d moment dis pic was taken.
  

Lesson 3) Dun be an ass on the road.

• Seems dat d ass-on-the-road virus is contagious. Notice d ass driver stopping his/her Kancil in d middle of d traffic light junction+yellow box....sakai betul....
  

• Even dis motorcyclist has been ass-ified. Another person hu wants 2 mati awal.

(Note: A few moments after dis pic was taken, both asses took d opportunity 2 speed ahead while d traffic light was still red.)




Lesson 4) Dun take lessons from a dumb fella.

• D guy on d right is smart enuf 2 approach d genius on d left (seriously, he's damn smart) 2 ask for lessons. Well, considering d fact dat u hv been taking at least 3 lessons from d blogger hu feels dat he's becoming dumber currently, should you follow dis 4th lesson?
  

Til d next update....bye2....may you retain yr sanity~