Pasar Malam Lessons

Feels good to blog after such a long time.

Thx 2 d guys hu supported & encouraged me 2 blog.

Thx 2 d lcturers 4 being u/standing & nt punishing me when I dun do my tutorials & enter claz half-dead.

Thx 2 my assignment teammates 4 helping me w/out expecting anytin in return (except free passes 2 bully me)

Most of all, thx 2 my step-bro 4 "counselling" me in times of need!



Anyway, bak 2 2day's post.

Pasar Malam Lessons:

1) Never go to d pasar malam wif only a RM50 note in yr wallet.

• Yr fren has 2 pay d 90 cent bus fare 4 u...malunya ~_~
  
• D pasar malam aunty/uncle stares @ u semacam, asking "No small change ah?" Bagi duit baki pun macam nak cekik saya.
• D frenz hu folo u will wonder whether u r crazy

2) Never go to d pasar malam w/out self control:

• You'll burn a hole in yr pocket spending $$.
• You'll burn yr feet walking several rounds buying dis & dat.
• You'll get yrself burnt by d killer stares yr fren giv u 4 havin 2 folo u around
• You'll burn yr hands carrying ridiculous amounts of food while walkin bak all d way 2 Section17 frm SS2
• You'll burn yr eyes crying when u force yrself 2 finish d food u bought

3) Never go 2 d pasar malam carryin a huge stack of papers (ala-ala photostat manager)

• You'll get weird stares from ppl tinking u are a geek
• You'll sweat like hell walking around wif a heavy load

IF (you are going to pasar malam) THEN
Don't do any of the above mentioned activities
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