Weird toilets..

Went 2 M.Valley wif my parents. Spent time goin round & round & round lookin 4 a spot 2 park. Tengok2 we pusing2 from d "old" MV til appear @ D Gardens. As usual, I rushed around lookin 4 a toilet. Tengok2 thr's a guy in a suit sittin @ d entrance. Upon closer inspection, I saw d sign

"Premier Toilet....RM5 per entry"

I was goin "WTF?!" 5 bucks?! Even d ones @ KLCC r RM2!!! Well...I guess dat....

U enter d toilet & walk on
Pewter tiles from Royal Selangor in a confusing contemporary design(RM0.50)

U push the
Cashmere coated doors threshold (RM0.50)

As u" do yr business", u cant help feeling cool under d
Glow in the dark disposable radium lighting illumination (RM0.50)

Then, u use
Molten bronze 2 flush cleanse d toilets (RM0.50)

and
Molten silver 2 wash yr butts derriere (RM0.50)

and
Molten gold aurium 2 wash yr hands (RM0.50)

while u stare @ yr reflection in d
Diamond coated encrusted mirrors (RM0.50)

U wipe yr hands wif
Flattened platinum sheet toilet paper bathroom tissue (RM0.50)

and use the
Hand dryer purifiers wif Tommy Hilfiger perfume scented air and UV rays (RM0.50)

Total: RM 4.50
After ridiculous extra charges gov. tax (10%): RM 4.90

Hey...wait....u dirtied contaminated their stupid exclusive toilet washroom...another RM0.10!!!

Which brings us to: RM5.00

Interested? I walked all d way 2 d "old" MV toilets. My butt didn complain of any differences in d "ambience". My wallet thanked me. Thank god.