Stupid effing sakai kanasai neigbours frm dunno which part of hell!!!!!

Wat's wrong wif u ah? Pounding/banging on d wall/floor in d middle of d noon, around midnight, past midnight, and now 5a.m.!!!! Evrytime I've taken days to finish consoling myself, convinced that dat particular dumb nail in yr wall comes off often or that you're pounding on spices using yr lesung @ ungodly hours, d annoying "rhythmic" pounding starts again. Do you seriously know how annoying it is for my sleep to be disturbed in d middle of d nite?

U're so dead la. I'm complaining to d management as soon as I can. I'll get d guards on standby 24-7, ready to act on my signal (whn yr stupid pounding sound starts) so dat dey cn burst into yr hse, shock d shit outta you, & let me do d honours of swearing & cursing u once I find out who you are. Oh, ya, I'll make sure yr door suffers maximum damage when d guards bang on it & dat yr ears suffer maximum damage frm my yelling. And I'm nt compensating you a single bit on repair fees or medical fees unless you can compensate my lost sleep.

Ya....I kno.....rambling here's pretty useless la. Bt then, if ppl hv nothing better 2 do than 2 wake me up @ unearthly hours, I seriously hv nothing better 2 do than to curse like shit here. @ least it helps soften d headache I'm geting frm insufficient sleep. Oh, ya, btw, I hv class in 3 hours.

Fuck you. Jz u wait til i find out hu u are.

Sori la wei....damn lazy & tired to update....not to mention dat I'm was disturbed by a sick bunny. As most AS students in UTAR will surely kno, our course is one of d courses yang paling banyak tests, quizzes, assignments, assessments, & etc. I better warn those interested in taking up dis course....it ain't easy. Other students ada lab report every week, we have several tests weekly. Bukan main stress lagi la wei.



Here's Miss BBQ looking like a carrot (quoted from Victor Lim)...stress la studying while paying attention to lecturer in front.




The aftermath of our first calculus test....frantic scribbles on d table by one of our top students...




Oh...ya...d fact dat we're taking Programming as a subject aso bugs us like hell. Many clazmates dun seem 2 get wat d lecturer's teaching. Thank god I had Mr. Lau "Sien" Lerk 2 teach me d basics during Foundation. But then, d not-so-fortunate students end up so stressed during practical in d comlab dat dis happens...check out the photo below...




Well. one thing's for sure: we sure nid our daily dosage of sleep, tak kira kat mana la ya. Unfortunately, I'm not so pro as some ppl hu cn sleep instead of revising b4 d test.




Aiyo...readers must be wondering why d heck I used d word "stress" so many times liao....nvm la, let's use another pretty close equivalent: "tension". While other students are suffering under the stressful environment, some ppl still hv d time for some "tension" between them...oooohhhh.....

(Credits to Nyiam & Christine, my fellow paparazzis 4 d last photo. Perfect!)

Lessons For The Day

Being frustrated wif my inability to do my tutorials (I tink I'm simply turning dumb la....pls stop!!!), I've decided to provide my readers (are there even any?) some lessons 2day instead.


Lesson 1) Do not expect humans to have the magical ability to create real objects out of mere images.

• Observe d pic. Ya....there's a pic of a fire extinguisher...but no fire extinguisher. D same thing's happening all over Metrojaya Times Square.
• Imagine a fire happening. Wat do we do? Cast a spell & turn d pic into a real extinguisher? Throw d pic into d fire, reciting an incantation? Here's wat: Just run.
  

Lesson 2) Do not expect others to feel syok too when u r busy syok-sendiri-ing (SS2-ing).

• Miss Blur Queen on the left is either syok-sendiri-ing over her phone or merely figuring out how 2 activate d camera (typical blurness). Meanwhile, d 2 supposed subjects of her photo are being abandoned.
• Mr. M has turned his attention 2 sum1 else playing basketball while frustration is clearly spelled on Miss Y's face. Haiz....
  

• Unfortunately, when d blogger came 2 the rescue wif his cameraphone (same model as Blur Queen's one, it's jz dat d blogger isn't blurring over his one), Miss Y is so frustrated dat she refuses 2 take a pic. Note: Her Royal Blur-ness was still blurring/SS2-ing @ d moment dis pic was taken.
  

Lesson 3) Dun be an ass on the road.

• Seems dat d ass-on-the-road virus is contagious. Notice d ass driver stopping his/her Kancil in d middle of d traffic light junction+yellow box....sakai betul....
  

• Even dis motorcyclist has been ass-ified. Another person hu wants 2 mati awal.

(Note: A few moments after dis pic was taken, both asses took d opportunity 2 speed ahead while d traffic light was still red.)




Lesson 4) Dun take lessons from a dumb fella.

• D guy on d right is smart enuf 2 approach d genius on d left (seriously, he's damn smart) 2 ask for lessons. Well, considering d fact dat u hv been taking at least 3 lessons from d blogger hu feels dat he's becoming dumber currently, should you follow dis 4th lesson?
  

Til d next update....bye2....may you retain yr sanity~

Exams & Options!

Books are powerful. They can change people, communities, countries, the world, lives....


They can also make you feel sleepy instantly.




Unfortunately for me, I dun hv any1 2 stare at currently....



I dun hv d brains 2 sit around relaxing....



I dun hv any1 2 cling on and annoy



Option 1: Study



Option 2: Act like a crazy fella, hoping dat I'll get exempted frm exams.



Option 3: Hug my bag & books, hoping they'll help me somehow.



Option 4: Tell evry1 I'm sick.



Option 5: Raid Kinokuniya. Any1 wanna join me?



Well....

1. Option 1 seems 2 b d most correct one, yet I'm too lazy.
2. As crazy as I may seem, I'm nt as crazy as d gal in Option 2 posing by d roadside.
3. Option 3 is infeasible due to my lack of absorption abilities (except absorbing fat).
4. Since I memang dah ada a constant migraine, Option 4 is pointless.
5. Option 5 isn't possible cz no one wanna teman me.

Aish.....I guess I'll take d last option. Stare blankly @ nothingness, doing nothing. Hey....wait!!! I see food!!!

Who???

I wanna study yet dis migraine's torturing me...so, blog la!

Guess who these ppl are? Some may be sorta easy, d others....not so....


1) Dis girl is easily identifiable la. Enjoys bombing ppl. Highly capable of studying last minute with scary results.



2) Looks way younger than her age. Well versed n household matters such as cooking & chores.



3) Don't be fooled by her innocent, blur looks...she's one helluva guy magnet!!!



4) Hardworking top student. Wat can I say more?



~repeated people~






Ya la...I kno dis post is sorta lazy. Blame my migraine, k? Hehe :P

Haiz....tired la after coming bak frm claz....



Kalu tertidur dlm kls pun ada "sleeping pose"



(Un)fortunately, we dun hv dis lecturer around 2 nag us if we sleep in claz~



BTW, it's raining....

Ish....x abis2 hujan la mgu ni!!! On the plus side, I luv d cold weather!



Krja rmh b'timbun2 until kalu panjat kat atas blh nmpk UTAR kat PJ...



Suddenly punya my appetite balik nak "mengganas" -> Nmpk x sudu/senduk besar dipadankan ngan penyepit kecik tu? I swear dis pic wasn't Photoshopped!



It's ok...at least some ppl still provide me d daily dosage of gossip. 2 those hu understand dis pic, faham2 la ya :P



But then...some ppl jz can't bear 2 see others lovey-dovey....jealous la tu!

Life...hectic...

Studying 4 exams....
(Christine studying in my super messy ex-room)



Doin tutorials non-stop...
(Dunno hu dat is bt I tink it's Jin Yong)



Bt it still feel like I hv a big hole in my life.
(Pic of UTAR ceiling got hole)



I miss my foundation frenz~
(Lepak-ing in d corridor as usual)



I miss them!! (again)
(munching on cake wif our lcturer)



Well, I guess degree has a few ppl eager 2 pokpek....
(Michael steering away frm d guy on d left, Shi Hooi & Ah Teng watching & whispering on d right)



Why do I keep bumping into incarnations of Mr. E hu only read one word on d book below?
(Pic of book @ MPH warehse clearance)

Boredom @ Setapak....

BOSANNYA!!! We're stuck @ home wif nothing 2 do!!!



Unfortunately, dis guy can't come rescue one of our hsemates (ahem...ahem....) cz his hands are kinda busy....



Our other lepak spot, Jaya One, happens 2 b miles away now...



Out of desperation....we consider joinin dis robot competition....but hey....NOOOO!!! Dah robot phobia la wei!!!



Well, let's jz wait 4 d new sem 2 start & welcome it wif a big smile!!!


-Note: D pretty set of teeth above doesn't belong to d blogger-

Sem 3 Exams Are Here!

Instead of d usual text filled posts I've frequently posted dis sem, I'll post more pics & fake gossip cz many readers remind me 2 do so (apparently dey missed d gossip part alot)....

Here come the exams!

OMG!!!! D finals are stalking me wherever I go!!!





No more annoying last minute consultation for Miss Tyng Tyng dis sem...





Lesser time for "extra-curricular activities" for most of us....





Lesser time for inter-university battles...





Lesser time to lepak & pose ard @ d playground...





More stressed ppl cz of exams (or izit cz dey can't c their loved ones in claz?)





Haiz....exams....no comment de -_-








WAIT!!!

Dat doesn't mean we can't "have fun"!!! Here's a super hot pic 4 u guys/gals 2 interpret yrself.....muahahaha :p



Jangan salah faham ah...look closely & u'll c dat it isn't (yet?) wat u tink it is....BTW, dis pic was uploaded due to the request of d GF of d guy in d red shirt....hehe....